So this place I may be playing is a tapas bar. Since I live in my own little world of food and such, I assume everyone knows what a tapas bar is. However, whenever I say "I'm playing at this place Gazuza, it's a tapas bar" people hear "I'm playing at this place Gazuza, it's a topless bar." "A topless bar!!!???" they say. Then I picture myself playing Britney Spears "Stronger" while a high heeled woman with bleach blonde hair and an enhanced chest swings around on a pole. "No, not topless, tapas!, Spanish meze, antipasti, nevermind."

I hope it's not a topless bar, won't I be sorry I forgot my Britney records.